The Singer (2006 Remaster) - Jake Thackray
My darling is a dancer and nightly we go
Stepping it out together lightly  toe to toe
My darling is a singing bird  a neat Jenny-wren
And all her little warbling makes me sing again
There are men who come to see me:
They got mohair overcoats and Aqua Velva smiles
In their ears there are maggots  In their inside
Pockets there are crocodiles
Oh my darling is a juniper  a clean little tree;
Beneath her fragrant foliage she sweetens me
Oh my lady is a dancer and nightly we skip
Stepping it out together lightly  hip to hip
There are men who come to see me: they got
Nice conversation; they got barbed-wire souls
With bunched-up fists and buttocks clenched
Their fingers up my buttonholes
Oh my darling is a fountain  a clear little stream
And in her lucid waters I am clean
Oh my lady is a dancer and nightly we fly
Stepping it out together lightly  thigh to thigh
La la la la la la li la li
Stepping it out together lightly  thigh to thigh