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[ar:Jake Thackray]
[ti:The Lodger]
[00:00.00]The Lodger (房客) - Jake Thackray
[00:00.99]One one two two two two
[00:12.59]My landlady had three lovely daughters
[00:16.42]They used to come and make
[00:18.00]My bed each day
[00:19.61]They used to come and clean
[00:21.34]My living quarters
[00:23.19]But their mother made quite
[00:24.62]Sure they didn't stay
[00:26.88]There was mary she seemed chary
[00:29.32]There was helen
[00:30.42]She seemed well and truly sceptical
[00:32.19]About my qualities
[00:34.40]There was julie she was truly well proportioned
[00:37.25]But her caution
[00:37.95]Brought exhaustion on my aching arteries
[00:45.05]But I was wrong they weren't
[00:46.76]At all impervious
[00:48.36]To the possibilities of high romance
[00:51.81]And I sensed a certain girlish nerviness
[00:55.36]In the way they folded my pyjama pants
[00:58.29]And I was right for late one night
[01:01.36]Sweet little mary like a fairy
[01:03.41]As I lay sleeping came a creeping to my side
[01:06.91]She was mine it was divine
[01:08.39]But we were doomed for very soon
[01:10.19]Into the room came sister helen and she cried
[01:19.20]Mary go to bed off mary went
[01:25.10]Now young man helen said for your punishment
[01:30.95]We mustn't have a fight we mustn't make a row
[01:37.08]Turn off the light it's my turn now
[01:50.14]Well after all I'm young and relatively vigorous
[01:53.57]And though I still protest my innocence
[01:57.08]By temperament I'm strictly un polygamous
[02:00.50]And if I sinned I sinned in self defence
[02:03.90]Nevertheless I must confess
[02:06.92]I wouldn't miss that sort of bliss
[02:09.05]And when it ended I was rendered comatose
[02:12.36]When loud and clear very near
[02:14.37]In my ear a loud voice spoke
[02:16.51]And I was awoken from my post coital doze
[02:25.01]Helen go to bed helen went away
[02:30.79]Now young man julie said
[02:33.80]You will have to pay
[02:36.67]You've blighted helen's charms
[02:39.88]Filched her purity
[02:42.89]Open up your arms come and filch me
[02:55.67]I was amazed and really rather tired
[02:59.07]I thought I'd given all that I could give
[03:02.50]A little kip was all that I desired
[03:05.99]But I'm british so my upper lip was stiff
[03:09.29]She was chaotic idiotic quite
[03:12.62]Exotic and ecstatic
[03:14.27]Acrobatic and emphatically fine
[03:17.12]All to no good for when I could open my eyes
[03:19.65]To my surprise
[03:20.54]I found her mother looking into mine
[03:29.72]Julie go to bed julie left the scene
[03:35.65]Now listen ma I said I know the old routine
[03:41.66]I'll do what you like but I shall be vexed
[03:47.01]And I'll bloody well go on strike
[03:53.70]If grandma's next