[00:00.00]My Roly Poly Girl - Jake Thackray
[00:08.84]I've gone and lost my sweetheart
[00:11.12]And I don't know where to look
[00:12.91]Oh  she was big and she was bonny
[00:14.98]And stap me vittles  she could cook
[00:17.06]And I hanker for her lips
[00:20.99]Oh  I hanker after her eyes
[00:25.56]For her patties  for her chips
[00:29.34]Her little whortleberry pies
[00:32.70]Who took my cook  stole my
[00:35.21]Roly Poly Girlie
[00:36.92]Where must I look  and what
[00:39.14]Have I got to do
[00:40.91]By hook  by crook  I'll get him
[00:43.97]By the short-and-curlies
[00:45.68]Who took my cook   It better not be you
[00:52.27]She was working down the butcher's
[00:54.43]Baking little crusty pies :
[00:56.35]When I saw her pretty chitterlings
[00:58.52]I felt my juices rise
[01:00.56]“Come  cook me my goose ” I cried
[01:04.59]“braise me broccoli  boil me peas
[01:08.49]Whip me a crab-apple mousse
[01:13.09]And a glass of water  please ”
[01:15.80]Who took my cook  stole my
[01:18.19]Roly Poly Girlie
[01:20.19]Where must I look  and what
[01:22.28]Have I got to do
[01:24.28]By hook  by crook  I'll get him
[01:27.29]By the short-and-curlies
[01:28.93]Who took my cook   It better not be you
[01:35.43]Day by day  she did me dainties
[01:37.80]For me  for nobody else :
[01:39.97]What junketing  what jellies  oh
[01:42.35]What winkles  what whelks
[01:44.39]Oh  the eyes I use to make
[01:48.03]Oh  the lips I used to lick
[01:52.29]For her frothy fairy cake  her fairy cake
[01:56.69]For her fluffy spotted dick
[01:59.44]Who took my cook  stole my
[02:01.86]Roly Poly Girlie
[02:03.78]Where must I look  and what
[02:06.27]Have I got to do
[02:08.08]By hook  by crook  I'll have him
[02:10.83]By the short-and-curlies
[02:12.60]Who took my cook   It better not be you
[02:19.38]But where  oh where's my sweeting now
[02:21.90]Where  where am I to search
[02:24.34]She upped and offed and left me and
[02:26.29]My stomach in the lurch
[02:27.72]Somebody else feasts on her hair
[02:31.91]Somebody else drinks in her eyes
[02:36.12]Getting more than his fair share
[02:40.40]Of her gooseberry surprise
[02:43.16]Who took my cook  stole my
[02:45.57]Roly Poly Girlie
[02:47.64]Where must I look   Wherever can she be
[02:51.76]By hook  by crook  I'll have him by
[02:54.80]The short-and-curlies
[02:56.15]If you've got my cook  mate  you'll be
[02:59.29]A damn sight fatter than me