Cats and dogs are not our friends
They just pretend
They just pretend
It's just emotions we invent
Like photographs we put on shelves

Cats and dogs are not our friends
Scratch their ears
They'll wave their tails
And if it rains again next weekend
It's all because of them

Little doggy
Come to mummy

Cats and dogs are not our friends
They just pretend
They just pretend
It's just emotions we invent
So we forget we're by ourselves

Little catty
Come to daddy

Miaou miaou Ouaf ouaf ouaf ouaf

All not our friends

You feed your dog

You feed your cat

You feed your pets

You feed the world around