作词 : Haines
  I'm a rich man's toy
 Sick of the way you've been putting me down
 Sick of all your stupid games
 I'm a rich man's toy
 You're a son of a gun and I'm easily led
 Coming up sometimes for air
 
 I'm a rich man's toy
 Sick of the way you've been putting me down
 Sick of all your stupid games
 A toy - when you die they'll burn your bones
 But they'll never destroy your remains
 You must be the king of the world
 
 I'm a rich man's toy
 The duchess envoy said when I was a kid
 You'd smack me around on a whim
 I'm a rich man's toy
 Your boyfriend moved all my things in the hall
 - Didn't know you were sleeping with him
 
 I'm a rich man's toy
 With powder and make-up
 D'you think that I scrub up well?
 Watching you wake up
 Who's right who's not
 Who's gonna get it now that I'm a rich man's toy
 What's the matter with me?
 What's the matter with you?
 What's the matter with me
 Read us the riot act
 Or read your cues
 
 Powder and make-up
 Watching you wake up
 Do you think that I scrub up well
 Who's right who's not
 Who owes who what
 Who's gonna get it now...
 
 I'm a rich man's toy