Happy birthday buddha
Happy hunting, happy hiding, happy new year
I hope you get yourself together
I hope your absence is made clear
I first learned, their was a value
In a little subterfuge
From some old peeping tom
Or another woman's refuge
Came in contact with a svengali
He was housebound and unwell
Choked on a whale bone in a cantonese restaurant
His nervous system
Had broken down
9 singing buddhas