[00:24.696] Is it my fault that you never got home?
[00:30.193] If we'd taken the train, I guess you would've got home
[00:35.742] I was so tired of lugging those bags around
[00:47.734] We hopped in a cab, you were so excited
[00:53.243] To stretch out in bed, it was such a long flight
[00:59.605] Thirteen hours of trying to fall asleep
[01:11.357] Judy and me crossing the street
[01:16.741] She said, "What did you leave for the cabbie?"
[01:23.046] "That's such a bad tip", she walked to give him some more
[01:34.899] I heard tires come screaming around the corner
[01:40.708] Some drunk asshole saying he was so sorry
[01:46.731] One broken hand, two bruised ribs, and one hospital gown
[01:57.939] If you weren't such a cheap bastard, I'd be at home
[02:03.617] I'm not made of money, you should've left it alone
[02:09.949] As soon as I say it, she looks at me so surprised
[02:21.516] Of course it's your fault that I never got home