[00:06.83]When I was a little biddy boy
[00:22.32]My grandmother bought me a cute little toy
[00:25.03]Silver bells hangin' on a string
[00:27.53]She told me it was my ding-a-ling-a-ling
[00:30.01]Oh my ding-a-ling my ding-a-ling
[00:31.09]I want you to play with my ding-a-ling
[00:33.50]My ding-a-ling my ding-a-ling
[00:35.38]I want you to play with my ding-a-ling
[00:37.70]Then momma took me to Sunday school
[00:40.29]They tried to teach me the golden rule
[00:43.65]Ev'rytime the choir would sing
[00:45.61]I'd take out my ding-a-ling-a-ling
[00:47.92]Oh my ding-a-ling
[00:48.56]And then momma took me to Grammar school
[00:50.86]But I stopped off in the vestibule
[00:52.54]Ev'ry time that bell would ring
[00:58.74]Catch me playin' with my ding-a-ling-a-ling
[01:00.34]Oh my ding-a-ling
[01:00.67]Once I was climbin' the garden wall
[01:03.68]I slipped and had a terrible fall
[01:06.55]I fell so hard I heard bells ring
[01:08.57]But held on to my ding-a-ling-a-ling
[01:11.12]Oh my ding-a-ling
[01:11.77]I remember the girl next door
[01:13.75]We used to play house on the kitchen floor
[01:15.89]She'd be the queen I'd be the king
[01:19.38]And I let her play with my ding-a-ling-a-ling
[01:22.66]Oh my ding-a-ling
[01:23.36]Once I was swimmin' 'cross Turtle Creek
[01:25.48]Man them snappers all around my feet
[01:27.79]Sure was hard swimmin' 'cross that thing
[01:29.62]With both hands holdin' my ding-a-ling-a-ling
[01:33.52]Oh my ding-a-ling
[01:34.63]The girl downstairs she's a big and bold
[01:39.45]Grandma warned me she's too old
[01:42.21]She used to take me swingin' in a schoolyard swing
[01:45.99]Swing down and take my ding-a-ling-a-ling
[01:46.99]Oh my ding-a-ling
[01:47.70]This here song it ain't so sad
[01:51.13]The cutest little song you ever had
[01:54.05]Those of you who will not sing
[01:56.79]You must be playin' with your own ding-a-ling
[01:59.32]Oh your ding-a-ling oh your ding-a-ling
[02:00.40]We saw you playin' with your ding-a-ling
[02:02.53]Well my ding-a-ling everybody sing
[02:04.07]I want to play with my ding-a-ling
[02:07.79]My ding-a-ling my ding-a-ling
[02:08.82]I want to play with my ding-a-ling