My Funny Valentine （One And Two） -Warren Hill
My funny valentine
Sweet comic valentine
You make me smile with my heart
Your looks are laughable
Unphotographable
Yet you're my favourite work of art
Is your figure less than greek
Is your mouth a little weak
When you open it to speak
Are you smart
No no no
Don't change a hair for me
Not if you really really care for me
Stay little valentine stay
Each day is valentines day