We've learnt to kick a ball But we're not quite cynical And we've written on the wall 'John's gay' He's gay And Janet's friends with John And she says that we're all scum He just gets his homework done And won't play not today What will we grow up to be? (Ask your brother) What will we grow up to see? (Can't be bothered) Will you still be friends with me Fourteen, fifteen, sixteen? Martin grew out of his A-team vest Nicked the pedals off my BMX And he says that he's had sex with a girl For effect, I lost my virginity The year above us had discovered E And I said, "It weren't for me, £12.50" What will we grow up to be? (Ask your brother) What will we grow up to see? (Can't be bothered) Will you still be friends with me Fourteen, fifteen, sixteen? We hide in bandstands and talk in the dark Rain's never cold when you're young We were devoted to us from the start I know too much how to feel young We've learnt to kick a ball And we're not quite cynical And we've written on the wall, 'John's gay' He's gay What will we grow up to be? (Ask your brother) What will we grow up to see? (Can't be bothered) Will you still be friends with me Fourteen, fifteen, sixteen? What will we grow up to be? (Ask your brother) What will we grow up to see? (Can't be bothered) Will you still be friends with me Fourteen, fifteen, sixteen? Young