| Song | Ten Seconds Of Heaven |
| Artist | Butt Trumpet |
| Album | Primitive Enema |
| 作曲 : Butt Trumpet | |
| I woke up at 3 a.m. | |
| I had to run to the can | |
| I whipped it out but couldn't pee | |
| I've been infected with yeast | |
| We didn't know we didn't know | |
| That yeast would make it hard to go | |
| We're sorry that we did you wrong | |
| And made it hurt to hold your schlong | |
| CHORUS | |
| Yeast infections are bad | |
| They really make us itch | |
| Put on some cream, it'll go away | |
| 'Cause if you don't it's here to stay | |
| Hey! | |
| I'm standing there in disbelief | |
| I only wanted some relief | |
| I tried and tried to no avail | |
| Ten seconds of heaven-now I'm in hell | |
| We're going to the pharmacy | |
| 'Cause we are also quite itchy | |
| You're no the only one in hell | |
| It feels like shit for us as well | |
| CHORUS |
| zuò qǔ : Butt Trumpet | |
| I woke up at 3 a. m. | |
| I had to run to the can | |
| I whipped it out but couldn' t pee | |
| I' ve been infected with yeast | |
| We didn' t know we didn' t know | |
| That yeast would make it hard to go | |
| We' re sorry that we did you wrong | |
| And made it hurt to hold your schlong | |
| CHORUS | |
| Yeast infections are bad | |
| They really make us itch | |
| Put on some cream, it' ll go away | |
| ' Cause if you don' t it' s here to stay | |
| Hey! | |
| I' m standing there in disbelief | |
| I only wanted some relief | |
| I tried and tried to no avail | |
| Ten seconds of heavennow I' m in hell | |
| We' re going to the pharmacy | |
| ' Cause we are also quite itchy | |
| You' re no the only one in hell | |
| It feels like shit for us as well | |
| CHORUS |