Intro & break:
Em-f#m-g-d
Em-f#m-g-d
Em-f#m-g-d
Em-f#m-g-d
Repeat break
Verse 1:Em and 
I f#m ride my g bike d
Em and I f#m drive my g car d
Em I drive it f#m all a-g-round just to d take me back to em you f#m-g-d
Verse2:Em and 
I f#m comb my g hair d
Em and I f#m wear a g dress d
Em I wear it f#m all a-g-round just to d take me back to em you
Chorus:I ride my a bike, g take me d back to em you
I drive my acar, g take me d back to em you
Bm I ride my f#m bike, c 
I drive my g car, d take me to em you
Bm I ride my f#m bike, c 
I drive my g car, d take me to em you
Repeat break
Repeat verses 1 & 2
ChorusBm I ride my f#m bike, c 
I drive my g car, d take me to em you
Middle section:(em(em+6 and em7 embellishments) throughout)
This is a story about a dog, a dog
When I ride my bike
And my hair is blowing straight back
I think of you wearing that brown mohair sweater
Soft mounds of breasts underneath
Or better yet one of those squigly aluminum lawn chairs
I'm putting sun tan lotion on your long legs
A-wearing a broad rim straw hat
Pair of mickey mouse sunglasses
Looking just like lolita
Looking just like lolita
White sheets hanging on the line
White sheets blowing in the wind
A satellite dish pointed straight up at the heavens
G-a-cEm a satellite dish pointing stright up at the g heavens, isis!a (isis) c (isis)
Em isis! g isis! a (isis) c (isis)
Em (isis) g isis! a isis! c isis!
Em isis! g isis! a isis!c isis!
Em oh yeah! (isis) g arrrrrrrrrr
G#-a-a#-b-c-c#-g-c#-eb-e-eb-c-eb-e-(random sliding bar chords above 12th fret) (fades into:)
EBm I ride my f#m bike, c 
I drive my g car, d to be with em you
Bm I ride my f#m bike, c 
I drive my g car, d to be wi' em you
Bm I ride my f#m bike, c 
I drive my g car, d to be wi' em you
Bm I ride my f#m bike, c 
I drive my g car, d to be wi' em you