[00:00.12]Don't stamp your foot at me
[00:00.72]It's impolite
[00:01.02]To stamp your foot at me
[00:01.53]Is not quite right
[00:01.89]At man's ingratitude
[00:02.37]A woman winks
[00:02.91]But such an attitude just stinks
[00:06.39]I have eyes for you to give you dirty looks
[00:12.00]I have words that do not come from children's books
[00:17.46]there's a trick with a knife I'm learning to do
[00:23.91]And ev'rything I've got belongs to you
[00:29.73]I've a powerful anesthesia in my fist
[00:35.55]And the perfect wrist to give your neck atwist
[00:39.18]There are hammerlock holds
[00:43.86]I've mastered a few
[00:47.40]And ev'rything I've got belongs to you
[00:53.55]Share for share, share alike
[00:56.61]You get struck each time I strike
[00:59.70]You for me me for me
[01:02.73]I'll give you plenty of nothing
[01:05.79]I'm not yours for better but for worse
[01:11.13]And I've learned to give the well known witches' curse
[01:16.83]I've a terrible tongue, a temper for two
[01:23.28]And ev'rything I've got belongs to you
[01:26.16]Don't raise your voice at me
[01:29.67]That's very rude
[01:30.00]To raise your voice at me
[01:30.60]Is rather crude
[01:31.56]It's wrong essentially when woman yells
[01:33.03]And confidentially, it smells
[01:36.87]I'll converse with you on politics at length
[01:38.55]I'll protect you with my superhuman strength
[01:41.85]If you're ever attacked I'll scream and say, Boo
[01:47.79]And ev'rything I've got belongs to you
[01:53.61]I will never stray from home, I'll just stay put
[01:55.29]'Cause I've got a brand new thing called athlete' s foot
[02:05.79]I'm a victim of colds, anemia, too
[02:11.58]And ev'rything I've got belongs to you
[02:14.10]Off to bed we will creep
[02:16.59]Then we'll sleep and sleep and sleep
[02:20.88]Till the birds start to peep
[02:26.82]I'll give you plenty of nothing
[02:28.35]I'll be yours forever and a day
[02:29.34]If the first good breeze does not blow me away
[02:30.75]You're enough for one man, that's why I'll be true
[02:32.25]And ev'rything I've got belongs to you
[02:33.00]You may have some things that I can't use at all
[02:33.87]When I look at you, your manly gifts are small
[02:35.31]I've a wonderful way of saying adieu
[02:36.33]And ev'rything I've got belongs to you
[02:37.17]You won't know how good I am until you try
[02:41.79]And you'll let my well of loneliness run dry
[02:47.19]I've a marvelous way of telling you no
[02:47.94]And ev'rything I've got belongs to you
[02:50.13]And ev'rything you want belongs to me
[02:51.99]And ev' rything you need belongs to me
[02:52.74]Life has no shape or form
[02:54.75]And no design
[02:55.17]It isn't life without
[02:55.98]That fool of mine
[02:56.97]I used to gad about
[02:57.81]With any chap
[02:58.32]And now I'm sad about my sap
[03:00.90]He's a living thing that isn't quite alive
[03:03.12]He has brains enough for any child of five
[03:04.44]Oh, he isn't too rich in vigor and vim
[03:11.34]But ev'rything I've got belongs to him
[03:12.33]He's a naughty brat that can't be left alone
[03:14.28]He has eyes for ev'ry skirt except my own
[03:15.69]Even under a tree, he grabs for the limb
[03:17.61]But ev'rything I've got belongs to him
[03:18.87]Something beats in his chest
[03:19.89]But it's just a pump at best
[03:21.03]I'm for him, he's for him
[03:24.60]He gives me plenty of nothing
[03:25.29]When I see that funny face, I know
[03:26.01]Something scared his mother twenty years ago
[03:27.27]But I'll never let go, he'll never be free
[03:29.31]Till ev'rything he's got belongs to me
[03:30.15]And ev'rything I've got belongs to him
[03:30.96]And ev'rything I've got belongs to us