作词 : Samuel Smith
 作曲 : Samuel Smith
I didn't wanna go but stuff it
I left me car at the pub
So I had to go and get it
I slipped in for one tin
Before I knew it
It was a lock-in
And now I'm in over my head
Not that that's much
I'm only 4'10
I just wanna sort this out
Before the missus freaks out
Why couldn't I turn my cheek
I hadn't had a drink all bloody week
Why is my arm so rubbery?
Why couldn't I turn my cheek
I haven't had a shower and I bloody reek
Why is my arm so rubbery?