[00:00.00] 作词 : Samuel Smith [00:01.00] 作曲 : Samuel Smith [00:16.44]I didn't wanna go but stuff it [00:21.54]I left me car at the pub [00:24.39]So I had to go and get it [00:29.31]I slipped in for one tin [00:31.53]Before I knew it [00:36.24]It was a lock-in [00:49.71]And now I'm in over my head [00:55.26]Not that that's much [00:57.54]I'm only 4'10 [01:02.58]I just wanna sort this out [01:07.56]Before the missus freaks out [01:13.86]Why couldn't I turn my cheek [01:17.67]I hadn't had a drink all bloody week [01:23.61]Why is my arm so rubbery? [01:28.59]Why couldn't I turn my cheek [01:32.61]I haven't had a shower and I bloody reek [01:38.34]Why is my arm so rubbery?