作词 : Burrell, Halliburton ... Now this is original dogamuffin Shags man Ugly gal a take set Ay pretty gal I man play hard for get When I rub up on keen tear to them Watch this Well me no know weh am ya gon’ do Fi get rid of mi burthen Ugly gal you now go away because me naw look oh no Well me no know weh am ya gon’ do Fi get rid of mi burthen Ugly gal you now go away because me naw look oh no Well ugly gal a take set Pretty gal play hard fi get Well no man no have no time fi run no witness suit no peg Ugly gal a take set Pretty gal play hard fi get Well no man no have no time fi run no witness suit no peg Watch it Woman now a days no give no man respect Or call man dog and take man fi puppet Move Dorothy do not get me upset Make me love mi pants-foot ’cause nice me start make Me no know why do me so make ugly gal a take set ’Cause me notice from where the pure ugly gal may a get How she look upon mi face and see mi look desperate Tyra sign deh pon mi mark Mounty take set Ugly gal a take set Pretty gal play hard fi get Well no man no have no time fi run no witness suit no peg ’Cause me no know weh am ya gon’ do Fi get rid of mi burthen Ugly gal you now go away because me naw look oh no Well me no know weh am ya gon’ do Fi get rid of mi burthen Ugly gal you now go away because me naw look oh no Watch it Get a pretty gal a the hardest thing Them the gal know what is with the God-damn act When you call them name them upon them back When hoax them name them talk ’bout them fi cut Some of them a tell you lie and take you fi idiot Say she named Jennifer when she know she named Pat When they hear wrong number loaded gun ha When you tell her you’re yored comfortable and relaxed Sit down pon the chair and pack your foot pon the hassock Take the telephone now ready fi go call Pott A guy I love the number and a woman answer then Hello hello me ask Peter Pott I say You have the wrong number this is a laundromat Well ugly gal a take set Pretty gal play hard fi get Well no man no have no time fi run no witness suit no peg ’Cause me no know weh am ya gon’ do Fi get rid of mi burthen Ugly gal you now go away because me naw look oh no Well me no know weh am ya gon’ do Fi get rid of mi burthen Ugly gal you now go away because me naw look oh no Watch it Check the pretty gal a big genii them And one pretty gal out-walk with ten ugly friend You go a dancehall and walk up on the whole of them You want the pretty gal but you no want the ugly friend You tell the bartender: "Give her a Heineken" But she no want it look back will you buy one fi the friend Hmmm ni ni ni ni nay yea Sangria problem A whole heap of lyrics don’t want kill her with arguments A pay for punker can down-buck all pin Ready fi the phone-number fi sure I buy your friend She whispered inna your ears and said: "I have a boyfriend" I bet you any money before the night end Nine out to ten you well now pay the ugly friend Well ugly gal a take set Pretty gal play hard fi get Well no man no have no time fi run no witness suit no peg Well me no know weh am ya gon’ do Fi get rid of mi burthen Ugly gal you now go away because me naw look oh no Me no know weh am ya gon’ do Fi get rid of mi burthen Ugly gal you now go away because me naw look oh no Watch this Aw this is original dogamuffin Shagsman Aw this is original dogamuffin Shagsman Ugly gal a take set And pretty gal I man play hard for get When I rub up on keen tear to them Watch this watch this watch this watch this watch this watch this watch this Well me no know weh am ya gon Fi get rid of mi burt Ugly gal you now go away because me naw look oh n