[02:14.26][02:07.62][02:04.56][02:00.84][01:54.38][01:50.16][01:20.71][01:14.30][01:10.80][01:07.68][01:00.97][00:57.31][00:40.95][00:34.28][00:31.15][00:27.61][00:21.06][00:17.64][00:14.60][00:10.79][00:07.49][00:04.50]DRUNK GIRLS
[00:18.65]Drunk girls cause a couple of heart attacks
[00:22.01]Drunk girls are unusually mild
[02:10.99][01:57.41][01:17.58][01:04.16][00:37.63][00:24.28]DRUNK BOYS
[00:25.41]Drunk boys keep in pace with the pedophiles
[00:28.72]Drunk girls are boringly wild
[00:32.02]Drunk girls get invitations from nations
[00:35.32]They got the patience of a million saints
[00:38.65]They steal, they steal from the cupboards
[00:42.09]Drunk girls like to file complaints
[00:58.70]Drunk girls are like a night of simplicity
[01:01.96]They need a lover who is smarter than me
[01:05.37]Drunk boys, we walk like pedestrians
[01:08.69]Drunk girls wait an hour to pee
[01:11.94]Drunk girls know that love is an astronaut
[01:15.35]It comes back, but it's never the same
[01:18.68]Drunk boys, drunk boys, drunk boys, drunk boys
[01:21.96]Drunk girls can be just as insane
[02:50.61][02:43.88][02:37.67][02:31.02][01:29.74][01:24.82]Oh oh oh
[02:33.69][01:27.68]I believe in waking up together
[01:33.67]That means making eyes across the room
[01:51.92]Just 'cause I'm shallow doesn't mean that I'm heartless
[01:55.36]Just 'cause I'm heartless doesn't mean that I'm mean
[01:58.64]Sometimes love gives us too many options
[02:02.02]Just 'cause you're hungry doesn't mean that you're lean
[02:05.45]I've heard lies that could curdle your heartstrings
[02:08.73]A couple truths, maybe burn out your eyes
[02:12.00]Drunk boys leave their irons in the fireplace
[02:15.34]'Cause drunk girls give them too many tries
[02:18.12]Drunk girls, drunk girls, drunk girls, drunk girls...
[02:40.60]I believe I'm waking up, but no promises
[02:47.28]I believe in waiting out the weather
[02:53.79]I believe in making up
[03:16.01][03:09.29][03:02.59][02:56.26]The day becomes the night
[03:19.35]Honestly, honestly, honestly
[03:22.74]Unless it hurts, why do it?