[00:01.07]I keep hanging around your kitchenette
[00:07.94]And I'm gonna get a pot to cook you in
[00:14.74]I stick my fingers in your biscuit jar
[00:21.48]And crush all your Gingerbread Men
[00:28.39]'Cause I want you
[00:34.75]
[00:35.38]Yeah I want you to be my friend
[00:42.43]Yeah I want you
[00:48.50]
[00:49.18]Yeah I wanna be your solitary man
[00:55.56]
[00:57.68]Try not to wake the executioner
[01:02.30]
[01:03.80]He's sleeping with a fireman's axe
[01:09.73]He leaves his glass eye on the pillow babe
[01:17.23]And his dentures floating there in a glass
[01:22.36]He makes it hard to relax
[01:25.54]
[01:26.74]He makes it hard to relax
[01:29.42]
[01:30.36]When i want you
[01:35.66]
[01:37.12]When i want you to be my friend
[01:43.43]
[02:11.42]What's this husband of yours ever given to you
[02:18.39]Oprah Winfrey on a plasma screen
[02:23.88]
[02:24.44]And a brood of junky buck-toothed imbeciles
[02:31.46]The ugliest fucking kids I've ever seen
[02:37.38]Oh baby I want you
[02:43.19]
[02:45.08]Yeah I want you to be my girlfriend
[02:51.10]
[02:52.48]Now will you send those kids to play down the street
[02:56.33]
[02:59.45]And shouldn't you, shouldn't you put shoes on their feet?
[03:03.10]
[03:03.91]It's getting hard to relax
[03:05.35]It's getting hard to relax
[03:06.47]
[03:20.62]I can see that you don't really dig him
[03:25.78]And I can see that you want it to quit
[03:31.30]
[03:32.80]But if you want to get your hand out of the cookie jar
[03:39.30]You have to let go of the biscuit
[03:44.21]
[03:46.58]Cause I want you
[03:51.47]
[03:53.97]I want you to be my friend
[03:58.27]
[03:59.46]I want you
[04:04.32]
[04:06.57]I wanna be your solitary man