[00:14.490]Not everyone in New York would pay to see Andrew Lloyd Webber [00:23.000]May his trousers fall down as he bows to the queen and the crown [00:29.500]I don't know what tune that the orchestra played [00:33.200]But it went by me sickly and sentimental [00:39.000]Can I have another piece of chocolate cake? [00:42.000]Tammy Baker's got a lot on her plate [00:47.100]Can I buy another cheap Picasso fake? [00:50.800]Andy Warhol must be laughing in his grave [01:04.200]The band of the night take you to ethereal heights over dinner [01:12.200]And you wander the streets never reaching the heights that you seek [01:19.100]And the sugar that dripped from the violins' bow [01:24.100]Made the children go crazy, put a hole in the tooth of a hag [01:28.500]Can I have another piece of chocolate cake? [01:32.500]Tammy Baker must be losing her faith, yeah [01:37.500]Can I buy another cheap Picasso fake? [01:40.100]Andy Warhol must be laughing in his grave [01:44.100]And the dogs are on the road, we're all tempting fate [01:48.500]Cars shooting by with no number plates [01:48.500]And hear comes Mrs. Hairy Legs [02:14.500]Elvis Presley walk out of a Seven Eleven [02:23.200]And a woman gave birth to a baby and then bowled 257 [02:29.500]The excess of fat on your American bones [02:34.500]Will cushion the impact as you sink like a stone [02:38.500]Can I have another piece of chocolate cake? [02:41.700]Tammy Baker,Tammy Baker [02:46.200]Can I buy another cheap Picasso fake? [02:50.200]Cheap Picasso, cheap Picasso fake [02:54.000]Can I have another piece of chocolate cake? [02:54.000]Kathy Straker, boy, could she lose some weight [03:03.200]Can I buy another slice of real estate? [03:09.200]Liberace must be laughing in his grave [03:29.200]Can I have another piece of chocolate cake? [03:36.200]Can I have another piece of chocolate cake? [03:44.200]Can I have another piece of chocolate cake? [04:01.200]Can I have another piece of chocolate cake?