I catch the creep across my path until I almost met.
I must have the devil's right cause all my lucy is bad.
I make a date for a golf,And you bet your life it rains.
I try to give a party,and the guy upstairs complains.
I guess I'll go through life Just catching colds and missing trains.
Everything happens to me.
I never miss a thing,I've had the measles and the mumps.
And every time  I lay an ace my partner always trumps.
I guess i'm just a fool who never looks before he jumps.
Everything happens to me.
At frist i thought that you could break this  jinx for me.
That love would turn the trick to end despair.
But know i just can't fool this head that thinks for me.
So i mortgaged all mu castles in the air.
I've telegraphed and phoned,Send an Airmail Special too.
Your answer was "Goodye"
There was even postage due.
I fell in love just once.And then it had to be with you.
Everything happens to me.
I never draw the sweepstake,or a bad night had show.
I  thought perhaps this time I'd won.
But lady luck said "NO".
And though breaks my heart,Another surprise to see you go.
Everything happens to me.
Everything happens to me.