[00:20.890]I catch the creep across my path until I almost met.
[00:27.490]I must have the devil's right cause all my lucy is bad.
[00:35.090]I make a date for a golf,And you bet your life it rains.
[00:42.490]I try to give a party,and the guy upstairs complains.
[00:49.090]I guess I'll go through life Just catching colds and missing trains.
[00:57.490]Everything happens to me.
[01:03.990]I never miss a thing,I've had the measles and the mumps.
[01:11.490]And every time  I lay an ace my partner always trumps.
[01:17.890]I guess i'm just a fool who never looks before he jumps.
[01:26.990]Everything happens to me.
[01:32.790]At frist i thought that you could break this  jinx for me.
[01:40.990]That love would turn the trick to end despair.
[01:47.000]But know i just can't fool this head that thinks for me.
[01:54.490]So i mortgaged all mu castles in the air.
[02:01.490]I've telegraphed and phoned,Send an Airmail Special too.
[02:09.490]Your answer was "Goodye"
[02:13.490]There was even postage due.
[02:16.490]I fell in love just once.And then it had to be with you.
[02:25.490]Everything happens to me.
[02:31.490]I never draw the sweepstake,or a bad night had show.
[02:38.490]I  thought perhaps this time I'd won.
[02:43.490]But lady luck said "NO".
[02:47.490]And though breaks my heart,Another surprise to see you go.
[02:54.490]Everything happens to me.
[03:01.490]Everything happens to me.