作词 : Alan Menken/Howard Ashman
 作曲 : Alan Menken/Howard Ashman
 [SEYMOUR
 Here, take my Kleenex, wipe that lipstick away
 Show me your face clean as the mornin'
 I know things were bad but now they're okay
 Suddenly Seymour is standing beside you
 You don't need no makeup, don't have to pretend
 Suddenly Seymour is here to provide you
 Sweet understandin', Seymour's your friend
 [AUDREY
 Daddy left early, mama was poor
 I'd meet a man and I'd follow him blindly
 He'd snap his fingers
 Me? I'd say "Sure!"
 Suddenly, Seymour is standing beside me
 He don't give me orders, he don't condescend
 Suddenly, Seymour is here to provide me
 Sweet understanding, Seymour's my friend
 [SEYMOUR
 Tell me the bad times are clean washed away
 [AUDREY
 For losers like I've been it's so hard to say
 Suddenly, Seymour (Suddenly, Seymour)
 He purified me (He purified you)
 Suddenly, Seymour (Suddenly, Seymour)
 Showed me I can (Yes, you can!)
 [AUDREY & SEYMOUR
 The girl that's inside me (Ooo, ooo, ooo)
 [SEYMOUR
 [AUDREY
 [SEYMOUR
 [AUDREY
 With sweet understanding
 Seymour's your man!