作词 : Alan Menken/Howard Ashman
 作曲 : Alan Menken/Howard Ashman
 [MUSHNIK
 Pinch me, girls, it couldn't be happening
 All of this sudden success comin' out of the blue
 I put a signup, right in the front window
 An advertisement, right in the front window
 "Stop in and see the amazing new plant Audrey II!"
 And the really remarkable thing is that people, they do
 Seymour, that twerp of a klutz
 Finally did something right. Audrey II drives 'em nuts
 What a blessing this wonderful plant should exist
 And should rake in the bucks for me hand over fist!
 [SEYMOUR
 [CHIFFON
 [CRYSTAL
 [RONETTE
 Who-oo'da believed it?

 One day he pushed a broom
 Nothing in his news but gloom and doom
 Then he lit a fuse and give him room
 Stand aside and watch that mother blow
 Explosion! Bang! Kerboom!
 Don't it go to show ya never know?

 [GIRLS
 He was number zero
 Who'd'a thunk he'd become a hero?
 Just a punk, he was a forgotten so-and-so
 Then one day:
 [SEYMOUR
 [RONETTE
 Sit down, Seymour. Now we gon' sing for you
 All the world used to screw him
 Biff-wham-pow! Now they interview him
 And they clamor to put his remarks on the air
 All the world used to hate him
 Now they're startin' t'appreciate him
 All because of that strange little plant
 Over there

 [GIRLS
 Everything is landing in his lap
 [SEYMOUR
 Something out of Edgar Allen Poe has happened
 [GIRLS
 [SEYMOUR and GIRLS
 One day you're slinging hash
 Feeling so rejected
 Lightning flash, you get resurrected
 Make a splash- now you rate the big
 Bravissimo
 And with a thunder crash -
 [GIRLS
 Zang kazunk, zam kazoom
 Zowee powee holy cow
 He ordered up a rainbow to go!
 [SEYMOUR and GIRLS
 Don't it go to show ya never know?