[00:00.000] 作词 : Alan Menken/Howard Ashman
[00:01.000] 作曲 : Alan Menken/Howard Ashman
[00:03.806] [ORIN]When I was younger, just a bad little kid
[00:07.442] My mama noticed funny things I did
[00:10.616] Like shootin' puppies with a BB gun
[00:14.390] I'd poison guppies, and when I was done
[00:17.703] I'd find a pussycat and bash in its head
[00:21.339] That's when my mama said
[00:23.590] (What did she say?)
[00:25.855] She said, "My boy, I think someday
[00:29.586] You'll find a way
[00:31.165] To make your natural tendencies pay
[00:34.595] You'll be a dentist
[00:36.529] (You'll be a dentist)
[00:37.979] You have a talent for causin' things pain
[00:41.078] (Pain)
[00:42.044] Son, be a dentist
[00:43.678] (Son, be a dentist)
[00:45.070] People will pay you to be inhumane
[00:48.314] (Inhumane)
[00:49.303] Your temperament's wrong for the priesthood
[00:52.888] And teaching would suit you still less
[00:55.196] Son, be a dentist
[00:58.709] You'll be a success"
[01:00.770] [CRYSTAL, RONETTE, CHIFFON]Here he is, girls
[01:01.725] the leader of the plaque!
[01:03.414] Watch him suck up that gas!
[01:05.747] Oh, my god!
[01:07.011] He's a dentist and he'll never ever be any good
[01:10.644] Who wants their teeth done by the Marquis de Sade?
[01:13.723] Oh, that hurts! I'm not numb!
[01:17.230] [ORIN]Ah, shut up. Open wide, here I come!
[01:20.430] I am your dentist
[01:22.485] (Goodness, gracious!)
[01:24.172] And I enjoy the career that I picked
[01:26.614] (Ya' love it!)
[01:27.436] I am your dentist
[01:29.669] (Fitting braces)
[01:31.125] And I get off on the pain I inflict
[01:33.897] (You really love it)
[01:35.005] When I start extracting those molars
[01:38.565] You girls will start screaming like holy rollers
[01:42.185] (Dentist)
[01:45.613] And though it may cause my patients distress
[01:48.363] (Distress)
[01:49.379] Somewhere in Heaven above me
[01:52.911] I know that my mama's proud of me
[01:56.655] 'Cause I'm a dentist and a success
[02:04.962] Say ah!
[02:07.120] (Ah!)
[02:08.687] Say ah!
[02:10.470] (Ah!)
[02:11.926] Say ah!)
[02:13.911] (Ah!)
[02:15.932] Now spit!