作词 : Roy Bennett/Sid Tepper
 作曲 : Roy Bennett/Sid Tepper
You get A, in Biology
You get A, in Psychology
You're a whiz in your Science class
In a quiz, well you're a cinch to pass
But when the lights are low, zero
You get D, D in Love
Smarty Cat, you're the teacher's pet
You got brains that you ain't used yet
You can name every President
Yes in school, you're a hundred percent
But when the lights are low, zero
You get D, D in Love
Here's your Report Card
Kissin', you gotta practice nightly
Huggin', you gotta squeeze more tightly
I recommend this remedy
Lots and lots and lots and lots of homework with me
You're an encyclopedia
Baby I, I can't get near to you
I know you, you know your A-B-C
But you flunk, in L-O-V-E
You gotta high IQ, shame on you
You get D, D in Love
Kissin', you gotta practice nightly
Huggin', you gotta squeeze more tightly
I recommend this remedy
Lots and lots and lots and lots of homework with me
You're an encyclopedia
Baby I, I can't get near to you
I know you, know you know your A-B-C
But you flunk, in L-O-V-E
You gotta high IQ, shame on you
You get D, D in Love
You get D, D in Love
You get D, D in Love