作词 : Roman Gabriel
 作曲 : Roman Gabriel
I hate slow songs so much
people whining cuz love falls apart
show self-respect, go and get wrecked
it’s not the end it’s just a start
I hate slow songs so much
guy with beard plays his words on guitar
he lives the dream, yet he’s sobbing along
every tiny problem gets a song
spare me another song
I know your love is gone
It happens to all of us
all this romantic stuff
i think I heard enough
deal with it please like a man
I hate all slow songs
Full of self-pity
You’re a cry baby
It is not pretty
I hate all slow songs
and I understand
why your girl ran away
she thought you must be gay
I hate all slow songs
I hate whining guys
Covered with tattoos
Yet he cries and cries
I hate all slow songs
And you can go to hell
If I was a girl
I would leave you as well
I hate all slow songs
If you need a hug
Then just tell someone
We don’t need the song
I hate all slow songs
I’m boiling with rage
You have wept enough
It’s time to turn the page