God, it takes you so long just to think
You're um and ah-in, I ain't laughin'
Your brain so dead, it's started to stink
It's drippin' awful by the earful nice, tonight
God, it takes you so long just to think
You're um and ah-in, I ain't laughin'
Your brain so dead, it's started to stink
It's drippin' awful by the earful nice, tonight
Big rock, dog eatin' indie frog
Light yourself a cigarette, fix yourself a drink
Don't be a stranger, don't be a stranger
Light yourself a cigarette, fix yourself a drink
Don't be a stranger to your shrink
I'm convinced that you're the missin' link
Lookin' scary, very hairy
Half your nose is floatin' in the sink
I saw your nostrils formin' eyeballs late last night
Big rock, dog eatin' indie frog
Light yourself a cigarette, fix yourself a drink
Don't be a stranger, don't be a stranger
Light yourself a cigarette, fix yourself a drink
Don't be a stranger to your shrink

Big rock, dog eatin' indie frog
Light yourself a cigarette, fix yourself a drink
Don't be a stranger, don't be a stranger
Light yourself a cigarette, fix yourself a drink
Don't be a stranger, don't be stranger
Light yourself a cigarette, fix yourself a drink
Don't be a stranger, don't be a stranger
Light yourself a cigarette, fix yourself a drink
Don't be a stranger to your shrink