[00:07.599]I’d like to thank everyone
[00:10.270]I have ever slept with
[00:12.357]This award I’ve won
[00:13.617]Is really yours
[00:16.176]You helped with my career
[00:18.216]Eight or nine a year
[00:20.094]To me you’re the real rising British stars
[00:23.613]I’d like to thank my seducers
[00:26.205]And also my seduced
[00:27.783]My producers
[00:29.101]And the whole supporting cast
[00:32.119]My principal photographer
[00:33.982]That unprincipled pornographer
[00:35.897]Without whom the whole thing would be lost
[00:39.610]I’d like to thank everyone
[00:42.310]I have ever slept with
[00:44.335]It really was Cecil B De Mille
[00:48.039]The billions of sperm
[00:50.154]The babies unborn
[00:51.298]You applied so much spermicide to kill
[00:55.579]I’d like to thank everyone
[00:58.313]I have ever slept with
[01:00.258]Some of you are squirming out there
[01:04.184]Hoping and praying
[01:06.172]I won’t reveal your names
[01:07.971]Don’t worry, we all know who you are
[01:12.230]So thank you Sallie Popplewell
[01:14.185]And Rosemary Barber
[01:16.201]Klee Hitchens
[01:17.218]And Annalise Sinclair
[01:20.237]Natasha Kefalonis
[01:22.191]Angelika Adonis
[01:23.968]Tracey Emin
[01:25.211]And 37 more
[01:27.683]I’d like to thank everyone
[01:30.329]I have ever slept with
[01:32.278]Thank you from the bottom of my heart
[01:35.624]And from the heart of my bottom
[01:38.114]I know it must be rotten
[01:39.722]To provide the raw material for art
[01:59.579]I’d like to thank everyone
[02:02.306]I have ever slept with
[02:04.207]The casting directors and the fans
[02:07.765]There’s a tent in my brain
[02:09.804]Where I’ve embroidered all your names
[02:12.021]I love you
[02:13.097]And ‘je ne regrette rien’
[02:22.658]I’d like to thank everyone
[02:26.273]I have ever slept with
[02:28.228]Like an elephant, I never forgot
[02:32.118]My make-up artist Pierre
[02:34.086]My landscape gardener
[02:35.968]My manager, my mother, and God