When was the first time you heard a naughty word First time I heard a naughty word was when I was a child I heard it from the chickens me granny she went wild Me granny says now Johnny the chickens they don't curse Be gore says I to granny twas the chicken said it first Fock fock fock fock fock fock fock off Fock fock fock fock fock fock fock off Now this is chicken talk Fock fock fock fock fock fock fock off This is what they say When the chickens they do lay Fock fock fock fock fock fock fock off Fock fock fock fock fock fock fock off