Song | 天下无贼 (demo) |
Artist | 羽·泉 |
Album | 黄金十年 Demo辑 |
Download | Image LRC TXT |
[ti:天下无贼] | |
[ar:范伟] | |
[00:05.779] | A:嘘,打劫! |
[00:07.580] | B:打劫...... |
[00:08.531] | C:打..打..打..打..打..打...... |
[00:17.388] | A:劫! |
[00:18.289] | C:对,打劫! |
[00:19.741] | D;我最烦你们这些打劫的,一点技术含量都没有。 |
[00:23.295] | A:坐好了,打劫知道么? |
[00:27.347] | ......(傻根献血) |
[00:29.199] | C:各种卡快主动拿啊!让你不给我! |
[00:35.103] | A:你这什么东西? |
[00:37.354] | C:大哥,稍等一会儿,我要劫个色,IC 、IP 、IQ 卡,通通告诉我密码。 |
[00:53.767] | E:报告打劫的,没有IQ 卡。 |
[00:56.771] | A:自觉点儿,交出来。 |
[00:58.322] | C:怎么没有? |
[00:58.722] | E:我有IQ ,你没有。 |
[01:01.825] | C:把你的给我..我..我不就有了吗! |
[01:05.127] | E:给..给你..你也用不了。 |
[01:07.330] | C:把密码给我,我就..就..能用! |
[01:10.682] | E:没有密码,IQ 是智商。 |
[01:15.136] | C:智商什么东西拿来! |
[01:17.187] | E:智商是脑子。 |
[01:18.488] | A:哎呀!真笨!他说你没脑子! |
[01:21.590] | C:你他妈才没脑子呢! |
[01:22.541] | A:唉,不是我说你没脑子,是他说你没脑子! |
[01:26.194] | C:你他妈咒我没脑子你! |
[01:29.946] | E:我没有说你没脑子,我说你缺心眼! |
[01:33.648] | C:我让你缺脑袋你信不信?!手里什么东西...什么东西? |
[01:39.406] | E:钱! |
[01:40.07] | C:钱..钱..你还拿着你! |
[01:43.159] | E:不,不要,这是我孝敬我爹的! |
[01:44.611] | C:我现在就是你爹! |
[01:45.161] | A:拿出来,把这交出来,给我。 |
[01:46.812] | C:大哥,他耍我。 |
[01:47.863] | E:不是说过吗? |
[01:58.973] | C:你以为我傻呢,是吗?!这是给死人用的纸钱! |
[02:01.373] | (哈哈……) |
[02:04.924] | A:严肃点儿,严肃点儿,不许笑,我们这打劫呢! |
[02:09.726] | C:哎,就你觉得这个事有意思吗?那你认识这个是什么吗? |
[02:21.186] | F:斧子。 |
[02:23.385] | C:腰..腰..腰里藏什么? |
[02:28.388] | F:没什么,不信你摸。 |
[02:34.443] | C:哎..哎..你让我摸的呀! |
[02:43.800] | F:摸到了吗? |
[02:48.904] | C:嗯. |
[02:50.06] | F:什么呀? |
[02:51.107] | A:什么呀,摸出来什么你说话呀! |
[02:57.413] | C:枪! |
ti: tian xia wu zei | |
ar: fan wei | |
[00:05.779] | A: xu, da jie! |
[00:07.580] | B: da jie...... |
[00:08.531] | C: da.. da.. da.. da.. da.. da...... |
[00:17.388] | A: jie! |
[00:18.289] | C: dui, da jie! |
[00:19.741] | D wo zui fan ni men zhei xie da jie de, yi dian ji shu han liang dou mei you. |
[00:23.295] | A: zuo hao le, da jie zhi dao me? |
[00:27.347] | ...... sha gen xian xue |
[00:29.199] | C: ge zhong ka kuai zhu dong na a! rang ni bu gei wo! |
[00:35.103] | A: ni zhe shen me dong xi? |
[00:37.354] | C: da ge, shao deng yi hui r, wo yao jie ge se, IC IP IQ ka, tong tong gao su wo mi ma. |
[00:53.767] | E: bao gao da jie de, mei you IQ ka. |
[00:56.771] | A: zi jue dian er, jiao chu lai. |
[00:58.322] | C: zen me mei you? |
[00:58.722] | E: wo you IQ , ni mei you. |
[01:01.825] | C: ba ni de gei wo.. wo.. wo bu jiu you le ma! |
[01:05.127] | E: gei.. gei ni.. ni ye yong bu liao. |
[01:07.330] | C: ba mi ma gei wo, wo jiu.. jiu.. neng yong! |
[01:10.682] | E: mei you mi ma, IQ shi zhi shang. |
[01:15.136] | C: zhi shang shen me dong xi na lai! |
[01:17.187] | E: zhi shang shi nao zi. |
[01:18.488] | A: ai ya! zhen ben! ta shuo ni mei nao zi! |
[01:21.590] | C: ni ta ma cai mei nao zi ne! |
[01:22.541] | A: ai, bu shi wo shuo ni mei nao zi, shi ta shuo ni mei nao zi! |
[01:26.194] | C: ni ta ma zhou wo mei nao zi ni! |
[01:29.946] | E: wo mei you shuo ni mei nao zi, wo shuo ni que xin yan! |
[01:33.648] | C: wo rang ni que nao dai ni xin bu xin?! shou li shen me dong xi... shen me dong xi? |
[01:39.406] | E: qian! |
[01:40.07] | C: qian.. qian.. ni hai na zhe ni! |
[01:43.159] | E: bu, bu yao, zhe shi wo xiao jing wo die de! |
[01:44.611] | C: wo xian zai jiu shi ni die! |
[01:45.161] | A: na chu lai, ba zhe jiao chu lai, gei wo. |
[01:46.812] | C: da ge, ta shua wo. |
[01:47.863] | E: bu shi shuo guo ma? |
[01:58.973] | C: ni yi wei wo sha ne, shi ma?! zhe shi gei si ren yong de zhi qian! |
[02:01.373] | ha ha |
[02:04.924] | A: yan su dian er, yan su dian er, bu xu xiao, wo men zhe da jie ne! |
[02:09.726] | C: ai, jiu ni jue de zhe ge shi you yi si ma? na ni ren shi zhe ge shi shen me ma? |
[02:21.186] | F: fu zi. |
[02:23.385] | C: yao.. yao.. yao li cang shen me? |
[02:28.388] | F: mei shen me, bu xin ni mo. |
[02:34.443] | C: ai.. ai.. ni rang wo mo de ya! |
[02:43.800] | F: mo dao le ma? |
[02:48.904] | C: . |
[02:50.06] | F: shen me ya? |
[02:51.107] | A: shen me ya, mo chu lai shen me ni shuo hua ya! |
[02:57.413] | C: qiang! |
ti: tiān xià wú zéi | |
ar: fàn wěi | |
[00:05.779] | A: xū, dǎ jié! |
[00:07.580] | B: dǎ jié...... |
[00:08.531] | C: dǎ.. dǎ.. dǎ.. dǎ.. dǎ.. dǎ...... |
[00:17.388] | A: jié! |
[00:18.289] | C: duì, dǎ jié! |
[00:19.741] | D wǒ zuì fán nǐ men zhèi xiē dǎ jié de, yì diǎn jì shù hán liàng dōu méi yǒu. |
[00:23.295] | A: zuò hǎo le, dǎ jié zhī dào me? |
[00:27.347] | ...... shǎ gēn xiàn xuè |
[00:29.199] | C: gè zhǒng kǎ kuài zhǔ dòng ná a! ràng nǐ bù gěi wǒ! |
[00:35.103] | A: nǐ zhè shén me dōng xī? |
[00:37.354] | C: dà gē, shāo děng yī huì r, wǒ yào jié gè sè, IC IP IQ kǎ, tōng tōng gào sù wǒ mì mǎ. |
[00:53.767] | E: bào gào dǎ jié de, méi yǒu IQ kǎ. |
[00:56.771] | A: zì jué diǎn ér, jiāo chū lái. |
[00:58.322] | C: zěn me méi yǒu? |
[00:58.722] | E: wǒ yǒu IQ , nǐ méi yǒu. |
[01:01.825] | C: bǎ nǐ de gěi wǒ.. wǒ.. wǒ bù jiù yǒu le ma! |
[01:05.127] | E: gěi.. gěi nǐ.. nǐ yě yòng bù liǎo. |
[01:07.330] | C: bǎ mì mǎ gěi wǒ, wǒ jiù.. jiù.. néng yòng! |
[01:10.682] | E: méi yǒu mì mǎ, IQ shì zhì shāng. |
[01:15.136] | C: zhì shāng shén me dōng xī ná lái! |
[01:17.187] | E: zhì shāng shì nǎo zi. |
[01:18.488] | A: āi yā! zhēn bèn! tā shuō nǐ méi nǎo zi! |
[01:21.590] | C: nǐ tā mā cái méi nǎo zi ne! |
[01:22.541] | A: āi, bú shì wǒ shuō nǐ méi nǎo zi, shì tā shuō nǐ méi nǎo zi! |
[01:26.194] | C: nǐ tā mā zhòu wǒ méi nǎo zi nǐ! |
[01:29.946] | E: wǒ méi yǒu shuō nǐ méi nǎo zi, wǒ shuō nǐ quē xīn yǎn! |
[01:33.648] | C: wǒ ràng nǐ quē nǎo dài nǐ xìn bù xìn?! shǒu lǐ shén me dōng xī... shén me dōng xī? |
[01:39.406] | E: qián! |
[01:40.07] | C: qián.. qián.. nǐ hái ná zhe nǐ! |
[01:43.159] | E: bù, bú yào, zhè shì wǒ xiào jìng wǒ diē de! |
[01:44.611] | C: wǒ xiàn zài jiù shì nǐ diē! |
[01:45.161] | A: ná chū lái, bǎ zhè jiāo chū lái, gěi wǒ. |
[01:46.812] | C: dà gē, tā shuǎ wǒ. |
[01:47.863] | E: bú shì shuō guò ma? |
[01:58.973] | C: nǐ yǐ wéi wǒ shǎ ne, shì ma?! zhè shì gěi sǐ rén yòng de zhǐ qián! |
[02:01.373] | hā hā |
[02:04.924] | A: yán sù diǎn ér, yán sù diǎn ér, bù xǔ xiào, wǒ men zhè dǎ jié ne! |
[02:09.726] | C: āi, jiù nǐ jué de zhè gè shì yǒu yì sī ma? nà nǐ rèn shi zhè gè shì shén me ma? |
[02:21.186] | F: fǔ zi. |
[02:23.385] | C: yāo.. yāo.. yāo lǐ cáng shén me? |
[02:28.388] | F: méi shén me, bù xìn nǐ mō. |
[02:34.443] | C: āi.. āi.. nǐ ràng wǒ mō de ya! |
[02:43.800] | F: mō dào le ma? |
[02:48.904] | C: . |
[02:50.06] | F: shén me ya? |
[02:51.107] | A: shén me ya, mō chū lái shén me nǐ shuō huà ya! |
[02:57.413] | C: qiāng! |