("Ohhhhh, Teddy Ted!") [Smooth Bee] Teddy Ted, that's what I said He and Special K are like Barney and Fred (Greg Nice) Smooth Bee is MC's We grow from roots to trees and then leaves When he's strollin, high-rollin All the girlies on the block he's controllin He's Teddy Ted baby, livin care free You don't scare him, so don't fear him We're all equal, so be peaceful AND TO THIS RAP THERE'S A SEQUEL [Teddy Ted scratches over an "Ooooh child" refrain x10] ["Ooooh child" sample x4 more] ["Ooooh child" sample x4] ("Ohhhhh, Teddy Ted!")("You are an expert") [Greg Nice] Teddy Ted, a pimp with a gangster limp Class he's flowin like sand through the hourglass He does work, he loves to flirt ("Ohhhhh..")("You are an expert") [Teddy Ted scratches over an "Ooooh child" refrain x9] ("slice'n'dice")("expert") ("Ooooh child")("expert") ("slice'n'dice, he.. he..") ("Ooooh child")("he, he, he loves to fade") ("sip iced tea, and lay in the shade") ("Ooooh child")("you gaze..")("You are an expert") ("You gaze.. you gaze.. you gaze..") ("You gaze be dazed as he will amaze!") ("Ooooh child") [Richard Pryor]("Be home by eleven!")