作词 : Finn, Finn
Not everyone in 
New York would pay to see 
Andrew Lloyd 
Webber May his trousers fall down as he bows to the queen and the crown 
I don't know what tune that the orchestra played 
But it went by me sickly and sentimental 
Can I have another piece of chocolate cake? 
Tammy Baker's got a lot on her plate 
Can I buy another cheap 
Picasso fake? 
Andy Warhol must be laughing in his grave 
The band of the night take you to ethereal heights over dinner 
And you wander the streets never reaching the heights that you seek 
And the sugar that dripped from the violins' bow 
Made the children go crazy, put a hole in the tooth of a hag 
Can I have another piece of chocolate cake? 
Tammy Baker must be losing her faith, yeah 
Can I buy another cheap 
Picasso fake? 
Andy Warhol must be laughing in his grave 
And the dogs are on the road, we're all tempting fate 
Cars shooting by with no number plates 
And hear comes 
Mrs. Hairy 
Legs I saw 
Elvis Presley walk out of a 
Seven Eleven 
And a woman gave birth to a baby and then bowled 257 
The excess of fat on your 
American bones 
Will cushion the impact as you sink like a stone 
Can I have another piece of chocolate cake? 
Tammy Baker, 
Tammy Baker 
Can I buy another cheap 
Picasso fake? 
Cheap Picasso, cheap 
Picasso fake 
Can I have another piece of chocolate cake? 
Kathy Straker, boy, could she lose some weight 
Can I buy another slice of real estate? 
Liberace must be laughing in his grave 
Can I have another piece of chocolate cake? 
Can I have another piece of chocolate cake? 
Can I have another piece of chocolate cake? 
Can I have another piece of chocolate cake?