Heather's gone She left a note "He is Legend" was all she wrote Go fetch the detective I think I've found something This isn't Heather's handwriting (That's right. I said it.) I said it! (x15) Don't you talk to strangers. You know it leads to danger. "I'm gonna be a big star some day!" "Shake that thing!" The kidnapper is at the Comfort Inn We'll find your daughter and we'll get revenge Red, red, red carpet Red, red, red carpet Red, red, red carpet Red, red, red carpet Red, red, red carpet Red carpet burns! The ransom! The handsome one knocks on your door It's the candy, the paper, the blood on the floor It's the diamonds and pills "Leave my daughter alone!" It's the glamour that kills "Dad, I'm not coming home" I. AM. HOL LYWOOD. Watch where you point your finger I am Hollywood You better remember I am Hollywood (x8)