All my friends say clever things
I just nod and smile
I pretend that it's not over my head
It's my role as the funny guy
But I'm not that funny
I burn out all the time
Maybe someday
I will find my calling
Reading faster wallets can't be that hard
Or am I just doomed?
Just a simpleton?
I've nothing they can be impressed by
Wait, can they play the sax like me? (I don’t think so)
Maybe I'm not so hopeless after all
Can they play the sax like me? (I don’t think so)
I would disown them if they did
I am the sax guy
The free improv jazz guy
That no one can deny
All my friends are models now
Like I once was
I got too chubby for the job
Low metabolism
Is a total ball-ache
All my trousers feel so much tighter now
Maybe skinny boys aren't as attractive
As a boy-faced man with a nice dad bod
Or am I just doomed
Just a portly dude?
I've nothing girls will be into
Wait, can they play the sax like me? (I don’t think so)
Maybe I'm not so hopeless after all
Can they play the sax like me? (I don’t think so)
I would disown them if they did
I am the sax guy
The free improv jazz guy
That no one can deny
I am the sax guy
The free improv jazz guy
That no one can deny
I am the sax guy
The free improv jazz guy
That no one can deny
I am the sax guy
The free improv jazz guy
That no one can deny