作词 : Wozniak
Hey little boy see the 
Johnny and 
Jane'sHey little boy you see them all go insane
Look and see 
Spot run 'cause he pissed in their hallway
Run Spot run, run away from it all
And I say, "You can beAny way that you wanna beHow I'll be, that's up to me"
Hey little girl see them all run around
Hey little girl you see them all tumble down
Johnny will boss, 
Janey will buy
Spot will beg but everyone dies
As I said, "You can beAny way that you wanna beHow I'll be, that's up to me"
One little, two little, three little idiots
Four little, five little, six little idiots
Seven little, eight little, nine little idiots
All in suit and tie
One little, two little, three little idiots
Four little, five little, six little idiots
Seven little, eight little, nine little idiots
All dressed up to die
And I say, "You can beAny way that you wanna beBut how I'll be, that's up to me"