作词 : Mike Burkett
 作曲 : Mike Burkett
My ****** has two sets of lips
But I don't get monthly blood drips
My ****** hardly even used
My ******'s got lots of extra skin
They took my outtie and made it an in
Changing Donnie to Marie Osmond
Operation, sex-cessful
But now I gotta pee
Through a miniature hole
Gotta remember to put the seat down
And when I wipe my ass
I go from front to back
Cause I don't want a bladder infection
I never thought I'd miss my vas deferans
I traded it in for a pair of huge cans
Now I get to hang with lesbians
Operation paid up front
Now I show all my friends
My new designer cunt
They think I'm kinda weird
But that's OK with me
Cause now I kick their ass
Playing from the ladies tee
There's nothing finer than having a ******