[00:00.00] 作词 : Mike Burkett
[00:01.00] 作曲 : Mike Burkett
[00:28.29]My ****** has two sets of lips
[00:31.29]But I don't get monthly blood drips
[00:46.20]My ****** hardly even used
[00:46.71]My ******'s got lots of extra skin
[00:49.74]They took my outtie and made it an in
[00:54.81]Changing Donnie to Marie Osmond
[01:04.20]Operation, sex-cessful
[01:08.55]But now I gotta pee
[01:10.02]Through a miniature hole
[01:12.81]Gotta remember to put the seat down
[01:17.46]And when I wipe my ass
[01:19.62]I go from front to back
[01:21.42]Cause I don't want a bladder infection
[01:45.21]I never thought I'd miss my vas deferans
[01:48.48]I traded it in for a pair of huge cans
[01:54.84]Now I get to hang with lesbians
[02:04.32]Operation paid up front
[02:08.43]Now I show all my friends
[02:10.71]My new designer cunt
[02:13.02]They think I'm kinda weird
[02:15.21]But that's OK with me
[02:17.40]Cause now I kick their ass
[02:19.68]Playing from the ladies tee
[02:21.96]There's nothing finer than having a ******