[00:05.09]DO the bartman [00:07.21]Singer:Nancy Cartwright(bart simpson) [00:09.58]music:Michael Jackson [00:12.13] [00:15.64]To my love yao [00:28.94] [00:34.59]Bart: I didn't do it. Nobody saw me do it. You can't prove anything. [00:46.53]Bart: Yo! Hey, what's happening, dude? [00:58.02]I'm the guy with the rep for being rude. [01:00.54]Terrorizing people wherever I go, [01:02.83]It's not intentional, just keepin' the flow. [01:04.96] [01:05.16]Fixin' test scores to get the best scores. [01:07.39]Droppin' banana peels all over the floor. [01:09.67]I'm the kid that made delinquency an art; [01:11.90]Last name Simpson, first name Bart. [01:14.01] [01:14.81]I'm here today to introduce the next phase, [01:16.66]The next step in the big Bart craze. [01:18.99]I've got a dance real easy to do; [01:21.18]I learned it with no rhythm, and so can you. [01:23.54] [01:24.31]So move your body if you've got the notion, [01:25.98]Front to back in a rock-like motion. [01:28.22]Now that you've got it, if you think you can, [01:30.55]Do it to the music -- that's the Bartman. [01:32.37] [01:33.54]Back: Everybody, if you can, do the Bartman. [01:34.89]Bart: Whoa! [01:36.19]Back: Shake your body, turn it out if you can, man. [01:36.52]Bart: Shake it out, man! [01:38.19]Back: Front to the back, to the side if you can, can. [01:39.91]Bart: Bartman! [01:40.78]Back: Everybody in the house do the Bartman. [01:41.21]Bart: Uh-huh. [01:42.78]Back: Everybody, if you can, do the Bartman. [01:44.15]Bart: [01:44.60]Back: Shake your body, turn it out if you can, man. [01:46.77]Bart: Whoa, mama! [01:48.46]Back: Front to the back, to the side if you can, can. [01:50.13]Bart: Whoa. [01:50.98]Back: Everybody in the house do the Bartman. [01:52.04] [01:52.43]Bart: It wasn't long ago, just a couple of weeks, [01:53.63]I got in trouble, yeah, pretty deep. [01:55.97]Homer was yellin', [01:58.29]Homer: BART! [01:59.05]Bart: Mom was too, [01:59.58]Because I put mothballs in the beef stew. [02:00.69] [02:01.00]Punishment time, in the air lurks gloom, [02:02.96]Sitting by myself, confined to my room. [02:05.26]When all else fails, nothin' else left to do, [02:07.53]I turn on the music, so I can feel the groove. [02:09.86]Back: Move your body, if you've got the notion. [02:12.36]Bart: Whoa, I'm feelin' the groove now, baby! [02:12.83]Back: Front to back in a rock-like motion. [02:14.73]Bart: Bring it back, whoa! [02:15.71]Back: Move you hips from side to side now. [02:16.76]Bart: Do the Bartman! [02:17.64]Back: Don't ya slip, let your feet glide now. [02:18.48]Bart: Whoa, Lisa. Ha! [02:19.45]Back: If ya got the groove, ya gotta use it. [02:20.51]Bart: Ha, ha ha! [02:21.73]Back: Light rhythm in time with the music. [02:22.70]Bart: Ha, haha. Check it out, man. [02:23.62]Back: You just might start a chain reaction. [02:24.76]Bart: If you can do the Bart, you're bad like Michael Jackson. [02:28.28] [02:29.05]Back: Everybody, if you can, do the Bartman. [02:30.36]Bart: Oh, yeah! [02:31.38]Back: Shake your body, turn it out if you can, man. [02:32.25]Bart: Shake yo body! [02:33.48]Back: Front to the back, to the side if you can, can. [02:34.73]Bart: Huhp! [02:35.99]Back: Everybody in the house do the Bartman. [02:37.11]Bart: Yeah, do the Bartman. [02:38.37]Back: Everybody, if you can, do the Bartman. [02:39.41]Bart: Everybody, yeah, do the Bartman. [02:40.50]Back: Shake your body, turn it out if you can, man. [02:41.47]Bart: Shake it out. [02:42.40]Back: Front to the back, to the side if you can, can. [02:43.24]Bart: Whoa, mama. [02:44.24]Back: Everybody in the house do the Bartman. [02:45.38]Bart: I'm bad, I'm bad! [02:46.84] [02:47.39]Back: Do the Bartman. [02:48.37]Bart: Do the Bartman! [02:49.19]Everybody back and forth, from side to side. [02:50.49]Back: Do the Bartman. [02:52.38]Bart: Do the Bartman! [02:53.79]Pick your feet up off the floor, let 'em glide! [02:54.79]Back: Do the Bartman. [02:57.20]Bart: Do the Bartman! [02:58.54]She can do it, he can do it, so can I. [03:00.20]Back: Do the Bartman. [03:01.78]Bart: Do the Bartman! [03:03.09]Now here's a dance beat that you can't deny. [03:05.16] [03:10.27]Homer: Turn it down! Will you stop that infernal racket?! [03:13.98]Back: DO THE BARTMAN!!! [03:15.46](Lisa plays saxophone) [03:17.78]Bart: Oh, my ears! Lisa! Put that saxophone away! [03:23.27] [03:25.04]I didn't do it. Nobody saw me do it. You can't prove anything. [03:26.89] [03:27.63]Oop! [03:28.72] [03:33.33]Now I'm in the house, feeling good to be home, [03:35.49]Till Lisa starts blowing that damn saxophone. [03:37.87]And if it was mine, you know they'd take it away, [03:40.07]But still I'm feeling good, so that's okay. [03:42.20] [03:42.75]I'm up in my room, just a singin' a song, [03:44.62]Listen to the kick drum, kickin' along. [03:46.99]Yeah Lisa likes jazz; she's their number one fan, [03:49.39]But I know I'm bad, 'cause I do the Bartman. [03:51.13] [03:52.38]Back: Everybody, if you can, do the Bartman. [03:53.47]Bart: Hey, everybody! [03:54.37]Back: Shake your body, turn it out if you can, man. [03:55.30]Bart: Need I remind you? [03:56.74]Back: Front to the back, to the side if you can, can. [03:58.30]Bart: Ooh, I am Bart, Bart-man. [03:59.14]Back: Everybody in the house do the Bartman. [04:01.37]Bart: Huh. Shake it out. [04:02.45] [04:02.92]Back: Do the Bartman. [04:03.60]Bart: Do the Bartman! [04:04.40]Everybody back and forth, from side to side. [04:05.59]Back: Do the Bartman. [04:06.22]Bart: Do the Bartman! [04:07.80]She can do it, he can do it, so can I. [04:09.34] [04:10.25]Back: Move your body, if you've got the notion. [04:11.94]Bart: Move it. [04:13.27]Back: Front to back in a rock-like motion. [04:14.94]Bart: Swing it! [04:16.29]Back: Move you hips from side to side now. [04:17.26]Don't ya slip, let your feet glide now. [04:19.71]If ya got the groove, ya gotta use it. [04:21.41]Bart: Dooby, dooby, dooby, dooby doo wop bop bop! [04:23.10]Back: Light rhythm in time with the music. [04:24.48]Bart: Dabba doo, dabba doo, dab it! [04:25.73]Back: You just might start a chain reaction. [04:27.10]Bart: Dabba dab doo dab [04:27.83]Hee, hee, hee. I'm a Bartman. [04:29.84] [04:30.43]Back: Everybody, if you can, do the Bartman. [04:31.21]Bart: Swing it, baby. [04:32.22]Back: Shake your body, turn it out if you can, man. [04:32.95]Bart: Hoo-uh. [04:33.81]Back: Front to the back, to the side if you can, can. [04:34.76]Bart: Oh yeah. I'm bad. Real bad. [04:35.53]Back: Everybody in the house do the Bartman. [04:36.94]Bart: Whoa, mama. [04:40.44]Back: Everybody, if you can, do the Bartman. [04:41.44]Bart: Do the Bartman. [04:42.38]Back: Shake your body, turn it out if you can, man. [04:43.39]Front to the back, to the side if you can, can. [04:44.30]Bart: Ha, ha! [04:45.04]Back: Everybody in the house do the Bartman. [04:46.10]Bart: Oh yeah! [04:47.31] [04:48.13]Back: Do the Bartman. [04:48.91] [04:49.36]Back: Move your body, if you've got the notion. [04:50.05]Bart: You call that dancing? Ha! [04:50.75]Back: Front to back in a rock-like motion. [04:53.06](Do the Bartman) [04:53.68]Bart: Watch this move. [04:54.38]Back: Move you hips from side to side now. [04:55.06](Everybody in the house do the Bartman) [04:55.89]Bart: Ooh, uh uh, uh, ai ai. Yeah! [04:56.52]Back: Don't ya slip, let your feet glide now. [04:57.53](Do the Bartman) [04:58.77]If ya got the groove, ya gotta use it. [04:59.95]Bart: Ha, ha ha! Swing it! [05:00.66]Back: Jack your body in time with the music. [05:01.56]You just might start a chain reaction. [05:03.28]Bart: Eat your heart out, Michael! Woop! [05:04.10]Back: Everybody in the house do the Bartman. [05:05.10]Do the Bartman. [05:05.97] [05:07.13]Homer: YOU'RE GROUNDED!! [05:08.44]Bart: Oh, wow, man. [05:10.44]--END--