Shop at Kwik Save and you make a good saving
 Difference in prices is truly amazing
 Chips from the freezer come in very big portions
 Down our end you get fantastic reductions
 
 You're a cheeky sod
 You've changed the odds
 Well if that's what you want
 
 Get you op, see you shopping in Sainsbury's
 Look so good all the people won't phase you
 They'll all be looking at you spending a fortune
 Just like a second coming with a much better hairdo
 
 You're a cheeky sod
 You 've changed the odds
 Well if that's what you want
 
 chorus
 Kiss me, hit me, do what you want to me
 Kiss me, lick me, do what you want to me now
 Cos i'll be leaving soon
 
 Look in the mirror and you see you are perfect
 Pity'bout the scar that's hidden below deck
 Just like new cos your change is so drastic
 Stay in the shade cos you're just made of plastic
 
 You're a cheeky sod
 You've changed the odds
 Well if that's what you want
 
 chorus
 Kiss me,hit me, do what you want to me
 Kiss me, lick me, do what you want to me now
 I'll be leaving soon
 
 Don't look twice cos you've got different eyes
 Than the ones that were fine that you could see through
 Don't look twice cos you've got different thighs
 Than the ones that were fine that you could sit through