Whiskey and green tea at the KTV

Whiskey and green tea nearly killed me like (at the KTV)

In my room the ain't no sun or no moon

And I'm watching walking talking dogs do karate

Oh being chased by Chinese dragons

Through revolving doors to the thirteen floor

To be greeted by military rows of middle aged school girls

Oh being chased by Chinese dragons

Whiskey and green tea

At the KTV (sing along with me)
Whiskey and green tea nearly killed me (at the KTV)

I was found in a hutong haze

Climbing up forbidden city walls like a bond square bandit

Oh being chased by william burroughs

Little rickshaw girl with a cock sure smile

The look of wild fire in her eyes took me out of this world

Oh being chased by Chinese dragons

Whiskey and green tea at the KTV (sing along with me)
Whiskey and green tea nearly killed me (at the KTV)

Whiskey and green tea at the KTV (sing along with me)
Whiskey and green tea nearly killed me (at the KTV) yeah

Whiskey and green tea

Whiskey and green tea

Whiskey and green tea nearly killed me (at the KTV)