作曲 : Chris Kurek, Robert Raymond
Well, I was down in southern watch, flying my F-16.
I went a lead called for a picture,and A- wax came back clean.
But I saw contact on my scope, and it was running hot.
And although I wasn't targeted, I went ahead and shot.
Well, I never even noticed that my nose was pointed east.
And that Iranian fighter pilot,
I was surprised to say at the least.
And I tried to take it back,but by then it was too late.
And a million angry Arab started heading for Kuwait.
So here's to you, fighter pilots, victors of the war.
That got us all this real estate that's backed up to the shore,
and now all's about the barrel, and it's all because of me.
'cause I'm the motherfxxker who started World War III.
Well, you knew the fxxking French would have to get into the mess.
American Odyssey, well, it had to be addressed.
But they sent their fighters to the sky,
but it was all in vain.
As they sought asylum in the American commonwealth of Spain.
So the English crossed the channel, and it was a sight to see.
when the queen dropped down her trousers.
and she sxxt on Normandy.
And if you think we were happy when we drank all of their wine.
you should have seen the pollocks when they got to cross the line.
So here's to you, fighter pilots, victors of the war.
That got us all this real estate that's backed up to the shore,
and now they were so Dixie in the streets of Gay Paree.
'Cause I'm the motherfxxker who started World War III.
Will the Chinese threaten action when we overran Saigon?
And then a thousand drunk and fat boys had to move them from Taiwan.
But the bombing of the embassy in Moscow broke the ice.
Now that was just an accident, and it happened only twice.
So they launched their mix 2 by 2, never to return.
And no matter how much we shot him down, they never seemed to learn.
Their suicide over bravely made us feel bad for them.
So on Tuesdays, it was heaters only.
Wednesday, BAM.
So here's to you, fighter pilots, victors of the war.
That got us all this real estate that's backed up to the shore,
and now China is just a word that you read in history.
'Cause I'm the motherfxxker who started World War III.
（Chunger, you're next.）