[00:00.000] 作曲 : Chris Kurek, Robert Raymond
[00:23.430]Well, I was down in southern watch, flying my F-16.
[00:28.650]I went a lead called for a picture,and A- wax came back clean.
[00:33.770]But I saw contact on my scope, and it was running hot.
[00:38.910]And although I wasn't targeted, I went ahead and shot.
[00:45.760]Well, I never even noticed that my nose was pointed east.
[00:50.500]And that Iranian fighter pilot,
[00:54.200]I was surprised to say at the least.
[00:56.270]And I tried to take it back,but by then it was too late.
[01:00.730]And a million angry Arab started heading for Kuwait.
[01:07.640]So here's to you, fighter pilots, victors of the war.
[01:12.370]That got us all this real estate that's backed up to the shore,
[01:17.800]and now all's about the barrel, and it's all because of me.
[01:24.910]'cause I'm the motherfxxker who started World War III.
[01:52.820]Well, you knew the fxxking French would have to get into the mess.
[01:57.350]American Odyssey, well, it had to be addressed.
[02:02.680]But they sent their fighters to the sky,
[02:06.030]but it was all in vain.
[02:08.050]As they sought asylum in the American commonwealth of Spain.
[02:14.530]So the English crossed the channel, and it was a sight to see.
[02:19.340]when the queen dropped down her trousers.
[02:21.850]and she sxxt on Normandy.
[02:24.840]And if you think we were happy when we drank all of their wine.
[02:29.940]you should have seen the pollocks when they got to cross the line.
[02:36.840]So here's to you, fighter pilots, victors of the war.
[02:42.740]That got us all this real estate that's backed up to the shore,
[02:47.050]and now they were so Dixie in the streets of Gay Paree.
[02:52.300]'Cause I'm the motherfxxker who started World War III.
[03:21.670]Will the Chinese threaten action when we overran Saigon?
[03:26.370]And then a thousand drunk and fat boys had to move them from Taiwan.
[03:31.770]But the bombing of the embassy in Moscow broke the ice.
[03:36.840]Now that was just an accident, and it happened only twice.
[03:44.040]So they launched their mix 2 by 2, never to return.
[03:48.990]And no matter how much we shot him down, they never seemed to learn.
[03:53.920]Their suicide over bravely made us feel bad for them.
[03:59.480]So on Tuesdays, it was heaters only.
[04:02.200]Wednesday, BAM.
[04:06.690]So here's to you, fighter pilots, victors of the war.
[04:11.510]That got us all this real estate that's backed up to the shore,
[04:17.670]and now China is just a word that you read in history.
[04:23.210]'Cause I'm the motherfxxker who started World War III.
[04:29.870]（Chunger, you're next.）