Oh do I hear you saying you got hurt Did you say that she's a flimflam flirt Are you saying that some Double-dealing doll went and did you dirt Well bub welcome welcome welcome to the club Now you know the feeling when you're stung Now you know why Torchy songs are sung So you stumbled down the ladder of love to the bottom rung Well bub welcome welcome welcome to the club Hear hear hear don't look so gloomy Look a here here here it's happened to me So have no fear love went and threw me But we all snap back mac Ten to one you'll give up wondering why Why she gave you up for that new guy But until you find the kiss That makes you kiss all your blues goodbye Well bub welcome welcome welcome to the club But until you find the kiss That makes you kiss all your blues goodbye Well bub ah wel wel wel wel welcome Ah wel wel wel wel welcome Wel wel wel wel welcome to the club