I wanted to change the world
 But I couldn't even change my underwear
 When the shit got really really out of hand 
 I had all the way up to my hairline
 Which keeps receding like my self-confidence
 As if I ever had any of that stuff anyway
 I hope I didn't destroy your celebration
 Or your BarMitzvah, birthday party or your Christmas
 You put me in this cage and threw away the key
 It was this us and some shit that did me in
 You tell me that my life is based upon a lie
 I casually mentioned that I pissed in your coffee
 I hope you know that all I want from you is sex
 To be with someone who looks smashing in athletic wear
 And if your haircut isn't right you'll be dismissed
 You'll get your walking papers and you can leave now. 
 
 I don't know what to want from this world
 I really don't know what to want from this world
 I don't know what it is you want to want from me
 You really have no right to want anything from me at all
 Why don't you take it out on somebody else
 Why don't you bore the shit out of somebody else
 Why don't you tell somebody else that they're selfish
 A weakling coward a pathetic little fraud
 
 Who's gonna be the one to save me from myself
 You better bring your stun gun and perhaps a crowbar
 You better pack a lunch and get up really early
 And you should probably get down on your knees and pray
 It's really fun to look embarrassed all the time
 Like you could never cut the mustard with the big boys
 I really don't know who the fuck you think you are
 Could I please see your license and your registration
 
 I don't know what to want from this world
 I really don't know what to want from this world
 Don't know what it is you want from me
 You really have no right to want anything from me at all
 Why don't you take it out on somebody else
 Why don't you bore the shit out of somebody else
 Why don't you tell somebody else that they're selfish
 A weakling coward a pathetic little fraud
 
 So Jesus hasn't come in here to pick you up
 You'll still be sitting right there ten years from now
 You're just a sucker but we'll see who gets the last laugh