| Song | The Big Royalty Check |
| Artist | Van Morrison |
| Album | The Complete Bang Sessions |
| I'm waiting | |
| for my royalty check to come, | |
| and it still hasn't come yet. | |
| It's about a year | |
| over due. | |
| I guess it's coming | |
| from the Big Royalty Check in the sky. | |
| I waited and the mailman | |
| never dropped it in my letterbox. | |
| Oh, oh-oh, oh... | |
| I guess it's a Big Royalty Check in the sky. | |
| Oooh baby. | |
| But you can't | |
| beat the tax man | |
| and me | |
| all at once. |