作曲 : John Entwistle
 作词 : Entwistle
Uncle Ernie:
I'm your wicked Uncle Ernie
I'm glad you won't see or hear me
As I fiddle about,
Fiddle about,
Fiddle about!
Your mother left me here to mind you
Now I'm doing what I want to
Fiddling about,
Fiddling about,
Fiddle about!
Down with the bedclothes
Up with your nightshirt!
Fiddle about,
Fiddle about,
Fiddle about!
You won't shout as I fiddle about
Fiddle about,
Fiddle about,
Fiddle about!
Fiddle, fiddle, fiddle...