I got nasty habits, I take tea at three The meat I eat for dinner must be hung up for a week My best friend, he shoots water rats and feeds them to his geese Don't you think there's a place for you in between the sheets? Come on now, baby We can build a home for three Come on now, baby Don't you wanna live with me? A score of harebrained children they're locked in the nursery They got earphone heads they got dirty necks they're so 20th century They queue up for the bathroom 'round about 7:35 Don't you think we need a woman's touch to make it come alive? You'd look good pram Pushing down the high street Come on now, honey Don't you wanna live with me? The servants they're so helpless now, the cook she is a whore The butler has a place for her behind the pantry door The maid, she's French, she's got no sense, she's found a crazy horse And when she strips, the chauffeur flips, the footman's eyes get crossed And don't you think there's a place for us Right across the street Don't you think there's a place for you In between the sheets? Yeah, come on now, baby We can build a home for three Come on now, baby Don't you wanna live with me?