You spend To Much time sat in your bedroom on your pc,
are you sure that you couldnt have found the time
swallowed your pride, admitted your jelousy
Next week your tryin again
to pull one of your citys many front men,
If you did not have the internet would you be into them
I Very much doubt so, oh they know sooo
What took you so long?
was there a Queue at the post office?
What took you so long?
was there a dirty double decker stage coach,
you just happened to miss?

Sometimes im bad and sometimes im rotton
sometimes i say things i probably
should have forgot about people and things
Do you know who i am?
im like a Morrisey with some strings
What took you so long?
was there a Queue at the post office?
What took you so long?
was there a dirty double decker stage coach,
you just happened to miss?

Your always bad and your always rotton
and then you always say things that you just
should have forgot or have you had enough?
of your sterotypical bit of the rough

A wooah a wooahh no a woahh woo

What took you so long?
was there a Queue at the post office
What took you so long?
was there a dirty double decker stage coach,
you just happened to miss?