Vocal:John Flansburgh/John Linnell The famous person wears the same size water skis as me She's got three cars, as many years I've lived in this city Her hair is blond and mine is brown, they both start with a B But when the phone inside her rib cage rings it's not for me But when the phone inside her rib cage rings it's not for me Hey Notes This song is often played without lyrics when done live.