Vocal:John Flansburgh/Peter Permain Thomson She's got her ear to the walls and she's tappin' the calls If you've got a secret boy, forget about it, 'cause she's a Hotel Detective my little Hotel Detective yeah she's a Hotel Detective Why don't you check her out Well the bellhop is funky The dumbwaiter's a monkey If there's a knock at the door, boy, forget about it, 'cause she's a Hotel Detective my little Hotel Detective yeah Hotel Detective Cone on and check her out She says she likes my face She says she owns the place Forget about it, 'cause she's a Hotel Detective my little Hotel Detective come on her Hotel Detective Why don't you check her out Hotel Detective Come on and swing with me Hotel Detective From the top of a tree Hotel Detective And make me feel like a bee Hotel Detective That's where I want to know you